A Sociopath’s Guide to a Successful Marriage
The witty and gripping new thriller introducing your new favourite murderous heroine: Lalla Rook.
‘Lalla Rook is ruthless, unapologetic and shamelessly murderous, you’re going to love her’ Gillian McAllister
‘A wickedly dark and hilarious debut … witty, wise and wildly entertaining’ Alice Feeney
‘Deliciously dark, clever satire. Lalla Rook is a genius creation. I absolutely loved it!’ Shari Lapena
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There’s a dead body in my living room.
I’ve not called the police because it was I who stabbed him. Seven times in all. The truth is, it’s surprisingly difficult to dispatch someone with a vegetable knife.
In case you’re wondering, the dead man is not my husband. I do resent our pitiful sex life and his woeful lack of ambition, but I wouldn’t murder him for it. Not yet, anyway.
Right now, I have far more pressing concerns: scheming to get my daughter into the perfect school; buying my dream home in Hampstead; and disposing of a corpse.
A woman’s work is never done. I’ve created the perfect life – and I’ll kill to keep it.
Praise for A Sociopath’s Guide to a Successful Marriage
‘Scintillating … a sardonic social comedy cunningly disguised as a psychological thriller’ Sunday Times, Pick of the Month
‘This satirical thriller is the perfect antidote to the winter blues’ Guardian
‘The most wildly entertaining novel you’ll read this year: suspenseful but funny, shocking yet stylish’ A. J. Finn
‘Big Little Lies meets Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde’ Booklist
‘A blackly comic delight … sharply sardonic and unputdownable’ Financial Times
‘A witty, propulsive debut with an anti-hero you can’t help but root for’ Mirror
‘Hilariously dark, refreshingly honest, and highly entertaining’ Woman’s Weekly
READERS LOVE LALLA ROOK
‘This one is a wild ride, but in the best way possible … What a main character!!!!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Perfection to read … such a good ride’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘An incredibly fun read! A one-of-a-kind main character … I honestly couldn’t get enough of her. Twisty, sharp, and wildly entertaining’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Witty and wild … an unforgettable female protagonist finding her own way through some very bad days’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Totally chaotic and that’s why I adored it … chock full of twists and turns’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Scintillating … a sardonic social comedy cunningly disguised as a psychological thriller.’ Sunday Times – Pick of the Month -
‘A blackly comic delight … sharply sardonic and unputdownable’ Financial Times -
‘A witty, propulsive debut with an anti-hero you can't help but root for’ Mirror -
‘Hilariously dark, refreshingly honest, and highly entertaining’ Woman’s Weekly -
‘This masterfully paced novel is full of unpredictable behaviour, arrests, framing – and a terrifyingly charming killer’ Sun -
‘Wickedly amusing … Slyly witty and beautifully observed, Lalla is not to be missed’ Daily Mail -
‘Wonderfully twisty plotting and lashings of lifestyle porn, this satirical thriller is the perfect antidote to the winter blues’ Guardian -
'Lalla Rook is ruthless, unapologetic and shamelessly murderous, you're going to love her. This is a gripping and hilarious read, full of razor-sharp wit’ Gillian McAllister -
'Deliciously dark, clever satire. Lalla Rook is a genius creation. I absolutely loved it!!' Shari Lapena -
'The most wildly entertaining novel you'll read this year: suspenseful but funny, shocking yet stylish' A. J. Finn -
‘A wickedly dark and hilarious debut … with well-drawn characters you will love to hate’ Alice Feeney -
‘Razor sharp… wicked, wicked humour… Destined to be a hit’ Vaseem Khan -
'Deliciously dark and hilariously funny; this book is original, unpredictable, and highly entertaining' Jackie Kabler -
'Wickedly, wickedly funny … It's a pure delight to read' William Shaw -
'What a debut! … Look no further for your new favourite anti-hero' John Marrs -
'Lalla Rook is my kind of heroine, and M.K. Oliver is a huge new talent to watch! Sarah Harman -
'A rip-roaring read. Deliciously dark and devilishly funny. I couldn't put it down!' Rebecca Taylor McKay -
‘Hilarious, acerbic, cleverly plotted and hugely entertaining’ Rebecca Bainbridge -
‘Lalla is a brilliant creation – like a modern day, female Tom Ripley … absolutely tons of fun’ R S Burnett -
